freedom of speech???
Thursday, May 27, 2010 9:03 am
when u attack black people, they call it racism
when u attack Jewish people, they call it anti-semetism
when u attack women, they call it sexism
when u attack homosexuality, they call it intolerance
when u attack a country, they call it treason
when u attack a religious sect, they call it hate
BUT
when they attack ... Prophet Muhammad... they call it freedom of speech?!!
some jokes
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:07 am
sekadar nak kongsi beberapa jokes.
maaf, x pandai nak translate ke BM...
nanti bunyiknya jd x lawak :)
enjoy!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8. On Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says, she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: Where were u born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan", said the teacher.
"'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level."
jom main bola sepak
Sunday, May 23, 2010 8:37 pm
suka tak bersukan? makcik dari kecik mmg x gemar bersukan. kelas PJ pun selalu skipped, sampai mintak surat doktor utk excuse-kan makcik drpd PJ. tsk tsk tsk... tapi dah tua² ni, kena la berjogging jgk bila ada masa dan cuaca elok. games? netball pun makcik x tau rules. badminton & ping-pong boleh la sikit². tapi cara kira score x reti sgt. football @ soccer? hiks hiks...
apa citer nih? makcik nk citer pasal etika berpakaian Muslim dlm bersukan. susah sgt agaknya org² kita, perempuan la khususnya, nak menutup aurat semasa bersukan? mmg sengaja x mau, atau pakaian menutup aurat tu mengganggu aktiviti sukan tersebut? ladies kat dlm gambo² ni okay jer. wallahu'alam. :D
kampung tanpa jalan
Friday, May 21, 2010 8:01 pm
lagi gambar² yg makcik terima drpd email. suka tak tinggal di sebuah kampung yg tiada langsung jalan raya atau denai atau lorong, walaupun utk ke rumah jiran sebelah rumah? laluan pengangkutan utama adalah sungai dan perahu. confirm tiada pencemaran asap! confirm tiada bunyi bising kenderaan. ok ke? lokasi gambar² ini dikatakan terletak di sebuah perkampungan di holand. wallahu'alam.
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