bukan saya yg buat, tuan...
Saturday, April 03, 2010 7:13 pm
aaarrrggghhh... saya tak bersalah!!!
pada suatu petang yg nyaman, sedang saya syok² tidor, terasa ada sesuatu melompat atas kepala saya.
kendian, benda tu bergerak ke badan saya.
rasa cam kena patuk kat perut... takkan kutu kot?
bila toleh... rupenyer si ijou, burung kecik yg tuan saya baru beli semlmsaya suruh ijou gi main jauh², saya x mau kawan ngan dia.
lagipun saya ngantuk giler ni.
tapi dia x mau, and masih patuk² saya.
pastu masih nak naik atas bdn saya. berat gak si ijou ni.
tak lama kendian, saya dengor dia tgh patuk benda lain lak... rupanye dia tgh mengerjakan handphone tuan saya.
saya pun jerit, "Oi! rosak nanti, tuan marah lah".
dia melawan lak tu.
masa saya nak luku kepala dia sedas, tuan saya lalu lak.
akibatnye saya dihukum tanpa dipanggil utk membela diri.
oh... di manakah keadilan? bukan saya yg wat, tuan...source: email from a group
me VS my girlfriends
Monday, March 08, 2010 9:11 pm
there're huge gigantic differences between me & most of my girlfriends...
they like fendi handbags; i like nike backpack
they wear vincci sandals; i wear line7 slippers
they wear sembonia shoes; i wear dr. cardin sandals
they wear floral patterned; i wear plain/abstract
they wear M & G tshirts; i wear bontton's
they wear bling-bling to dinner functions; i wear my usual office attire
they wore wedding dresses on they weddings; i wore my usual office attire
they wear heels; i wear flats
they wear lady-like slacks; i wear baggy's
they wear long skirts; i wear blue-toms' / chargers' chinos
they wear bonia watches (for her); i wear mercedes-truck-race watch (for him)
they like gold rings; i like wooden-crafted rings
they go for facials; i never did
they put on lipstick; i put on lip-balm
they wear stockings; i wear socks
they like flowers arrangements; i don't
they like soft lovely colors; i like black!!!
they read mills & boon; i read stephen kings
they watch julia roberts; i watch jean-claude van damme
they prepare cuisine; i still struggle to prepare sardine
they play sorority games; i play mafia-wars
they bake cakes; i eat'em
they wear chiffon; i wear cotton
they wear make-up; i don't give a d**n
they listen to norah jones; i listen to metallica
they read cleo; i read wira-wira keinderaan
they watch pocahontas; i watch sin-chan & doraemon
they consume half cup of rice; i go for full two
they wish to go to paris; i wish for afghanistan
they wear ariani; i wear d old-fashioned dubai/turkey
they use blotter; i use hanky
BUT one thing for sure...
they watch world-cup; i watch them from far-away with lots of ?????
AND another thing for sure...
they still wanna have me as their frens... thanks girls.
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